I'm from a small town called Lima in Ohio, but LA has been my home for the past five years. I graduated from USC two years ago and I'm now writing for Variety Magazine and trying to find my way through life. About a year ago I reconnected with one of the guys I dated in high school and we've been happy together for ten months. He's one of the most amazing men that I have ever met in my life and I know that I'll be spending the rest of my life with him.

• Q: I do not. I have no idea what to do with all my furniture.
• P: We could use it to replace some of my crappy furniture. I bought one of my chairs off my buddy to help him out with his legal fees.
• Q: We can do that. I'm not sure if any of my stuff is actually nice, but we'll figure it out.

• Q: Alright. I'm trying to get things separated for what I want to bring, sell, or just throw out. I think we might be getting a storage unit because I have a lot of things to bring.
• P: Yeah I think you have more stuff in your nightstand than I have in my whole house.
• Q: I do not. I have no idea what to do with all my furniture.

• P: I totally do, but sometimes you and Laura are both talking at the same time and I've only got two ears.
• Q: Uh huh. Are we moving my stuff in this weekend?
• P: Yeah, one of my buddies is gonna let me borrow his truck.
• Q: Alright. I'm trying to get things separated for what I want to bring, sell, or just throw out. I think we might be getting a storage unit because I have a lot of things to bring.

• P: I totally do, but sometimes you and Laura are both talking at the same time and I've only got two ears.
• Q: Uh huh. Are we moving my stuff in this weekend?

• Q: You have to make everything sexual. There was no way you were just talking about the way I talk.
• P: I could have been.
• Q: You probably don't even listen to most of the things I say.

• P: I really like some of your talents though.
• Q: Like what?
• P: You got a pretty skilled mouth.
• Q: You have to make everything sexual. There was no way you were just talking about the way I talk.

• P: I really like some of your talents though.
• Q: Like what?

• Q: I'm really good at making Puckermans like me.
• P: Yeah, I guess it's your talent in life. Like, apart from all the other talents.
• Q: I think I'd be happy with it being my only talent.

• Q: Hopefully Laura will think it's less of a sleepover once I'm living there all the time. She'll probably be asking you when I'm leaving.
• P: It's your fault for making her like you so much.
• Q: I'm really good at making Puckermans like me.

• Q: Yeah, I really don't want our moms here. It's hard enough to get alone time with you.
• P: It'll be better once you're moved in for real.
• Q: Hopefully Laura will think it's less of a sleepover once I'm living there all the time. She'll probably be asking you when I'm leaving.